i like it with them.
thats why.
i cant get used to living without, living without, living without you.
by my side.


two undeveloped scripts.
with empty storyboards.
and a lot of grappling.
what is it with expensive hobbies these days.


look like a girl.
necessary?


the slack's cut too loose.
dont, take long too wind it back up.
a directive, obey.


well love makes a man do some things he aint proud of.
and in a weak moment i might.
walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall.
but remember, i'm still a guy.


these days there's dudes getting facials.
manicured, waxed and botoxed.
with deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands.
you cant grip a tackle box.


yea with all of these men lining up to get neutered.
its hip now to be feminized.
but i dont highlight my hair, i've still got a pair.
yea honey, i'm still a guy.


oh my eyebrows aint plucked
there's a gun in my truck
oh thank God
i'm still a guy.

perfection at 8:26 AM